Oh HELL no.

[cinagel]

Could someone please explain to me WHY I keep having dreams about Rorschach and I dating?
Seriously...
They're really socially awkward dates too.

HIM: "Rorshach's journal. Having dinner with a woman with obscenely large breasts. Lustful fun bags try to suck me in. I will resist"
ME: "Shut up, eat your dinner, and stop touching the dead dog".

Comments

[thundra.livejournal.com]

*Snicker* ;)

[nojh.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time...

Do more! Do more!

[macbeemer.livejournal.com]

LOL! omg, i hope you keep having these dreams. That was amazing.

[dzur99.livejournal.com]

Was there pie?

[lybell.livejournal.com]

ROTFLOLOLOL I might have something more coherent to say later, but right now I can't stop laughing. XD

[rogue-78.livejournal.com]

Dear Cindy,

I almost died today on a chip while reading your post.


Seriously, what are you eating before bed woman?!?

[farlinalpha.livejournal.com]

she had chicken mole

[cinsangel.livejournal.com]

This isn't the first Rorshach dating dream I've had...O.o

[ziggybecket.livejournal.com]

He was twittering before it was popular. ;-)

[patrickat.livejournal.com]

To quote Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka, "You're really weird." ;D

[madamotaku.livejournal.com]

Duuh, because he's pocket-sized, ginger, and sexy!ugly, with arms like carved marble!

I wish you'd write these dreams down in detail.

[noxiaa.livejournal.com]

Waiter, I'll have what she's having! XD

Yes, I did go see "Watchmen" and have to watch my man-in-a-mask fetish take over again. *mock sigh*

Good thing I wasn't eating/drinking... "lustful funbags..."